A few of the things that have us hooked this week.

4th October

Hello!

This week, we’re preoccupied with castles, it seems.

A zoomed out picture of Bertie’s tower in Tiny Glade, a game about building castley things in a glade. It’s dinky, like a toy, and it’s really nicely designed. I mean, you’ll have to take my word for that but if I were a castle-judging, um, judge, I would award this the grand prize. No I’m not Bertie how dare you! Quick, run!

We visit one in real-life and then we make a few in make-believe land.

We also show our appreciation for the sheer coolness of a brand new super-violent action game.

What have you been playing?

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Catch up with the older editions of this column in ourWhat We’ve Been Playing archive.

Number one: I went to a castle to play it.

We rolled a natural one.

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Well, sort of.

Nevertheless, we are on new ground, and I excitedly read through the 2024 Player’s Handbook recently.

Alas, I was a bit underwhelmed.

Nevertheless, I expected something - a moment.

That - that surge of discovery: that’s what I wanted, but there wasn’t one.

The new rules were suddenly just there.

I wonder whether it will change with the release of the new DM guide.

Perhaps then I’ll feel a more notable difference.

Or perhaps I just expect too much.

It’s still an exciting year, just not perhaps as exciting as I thought it might be.

I Am Your Beast is really fucking cool.

It’s a fast-paced first-person slaughter fest with a comic book art style, and it’s really addictive.

I’m also not ashamed to say I have dieda lot.

But you know what?

I am having such a blast doing it that I really don’t mind.

It’s all so incredibly slick.

As I said: I Am Your Beast is very, very cool.

Perhaps I can play D&D there next time, wistful sigh.

For instance, placing a path - the first thing the game asks you to do.

And it is - a joy I mean.

Pop a window over there and some vines will grow over it after it’s placed.

Change the shape of a tower and some bags of potatoes might appear at the base of it.

It’s a toy that’s about the pleasure you get from using it.

It’s beautifully intuitive.