Some things are eternally etched into your psyche.

The last sunset of your favourite beach holiday.

The wafting scent of your grandma’s cooking.

Resident Evil 4 merchant

The gravelly drawl ofResident Evil 4’s merchant asking “Whaddya buyin?”

Think Cordyceps, but before it was cool.

In my moment of need, Leon and I needed an ally.

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This walking enigma was a seemingly unassuming traveller like you.

and triumphantly telling you he’ll buy your treasures at a high price created a neural connection.

That voice means not only safety, but a material advantage against the oncoming horde.

Resident Evil 4 Merchant

But the merchant has never been reprised elsewhere as he’s only in Resident Evil 4.

And given the easter egg referencing him inResident Evil Village, I was convinced of his return.

I was bitterly disappointed.

Resident Evil 4 Merchant

It’s like how everyone has their own Bond or Doctor Who, I suppose.

Resident evil 4 merchant