I do not like these things at all.

But I do kind of love them.

But whether a rose-tinted delusion or not, it fits Wanted: Dead to a tee.

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He’s paired with a kawaii version of the mad cat lady from The Simpsons.

There’s also a touching flashback in which Stone has to comfort a kid whose mother has been murdered.

Wanted’s combat has a certain flare, to begin with.

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Stone performs katana combos with her left hand, mixing it up with auto-aimed pistol shots from her right.

This interplay can be satisfying.

Whatever her failings as a conversationalist, Stone looks pretty swish in action.

Wanted: Dead review - two characters chat about cops

The game’s relegation of the pistol to a support role recalls Bloodborne.

In particular, it took me a while to grasp the utility of the pistol.

That lack of focus is conspicuous throughout, with certain elements chucked in for kicks.

Wanted: Dead review - a character looks at herself in the mirror in an anime-style cutscene

It makes for an eye-catching trailer montage, but it doesn’t merge convincingly in the hands.

It also makes me worry about the developers further down the ladder.

I remember sixth generation third-person games in particular for their alternately tentative and overconfident feats of splicing.

Wanted: Dead review - a Karaoke minigame in German

Wanted: Dead review - over-the-shoulder shooting with an assault rifle

Wanted: Dead review - some weird dialogue where someone called Gunsmith says ‘there’s more male nudity in your stories than in a Joaquin Phoenix flick.'

Wanted: Dead review - three characters discuss ramen

Wanted: Dead review - two characters play arcade games in a cutscene

Wanted: Dead review - a police officer saying “What do you want in the interrogation room? Torture?

Wanted: Dead review - a look at the skill tree

Wanted: Dead review - a blonde-haired man with USB ports on his face and a sinister-looking military uniform

Wanted: Dead review - disembowelling an enemy with your katana

Wanted: Dead review - attacking a robotic enemy with a massive gun with your katana

Wanted: Dead review - a big red CENSORED sign coming up during a chainsaw finisher