Brawl of the wild.
Well, today I learned Nintendo actually did host its own real-life Smash Bros. event, sort of.
Donkey Kong, being much larger than our favourite plumber, quickly took Mario out.
Yoshi came in and got his revenge on the gorilla.
Pikachu would come in for the monkey only to be knocked down by Yoshi’s lethal tail.
“Then, before anyone knew it, Mario went crazy.
He wiped out Donkey Kong, Pikachu, and his own teammate, Yoshi.
Ultimately, the match would end in a crash which knocked out everyone resulting in a draw.
‘Everyone’s a winner!’
the announcer yelled.”
Ah, to have been there!
