The Crew Motorfest takes place in Hawaii.

It’s like trading in a stretch Hummer and going for a cool little convertible hatchback.

But those desires are, on occasion, better off banished.

The Crew Motorfest promotional screenshot showing a red sports car and several other brightly-coloured cars behind it on a tropical beach in Hawaii, with blue ocean, palm trees, and green mountain surrounding them.

It’s a nice homage to Need For Speed: Underground and Midnight Club, with their cornea-frying colours.

And then it’s gone.

There’s a disposable feel to each list, to the game as a whole.

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The Hawaii Scenic Tour has you hurtling between fields of sugar cane and zipping along foamy coasts.

You are accompanied by a local guide, named Keola, who explains the region’s history and culture.

The Crew Motorfest could almost be an ode to absent-minded driving: drifting, in the truest sense.

The Crew Motorfest screenshot, showing a red BMW Z4, pootling along in the open world, on its way to the Car Meet.

Here your absence is down to a disconnect.

(Maybe the wind turbines really were a source of inspiration.)

The good news is, The Crew Motorfest is not without its merits.

The Crew Motorfest screenshot, showing a top-down view of the map, alighting on the outcropping of Mokapu.

If only it hadn’t already been said, several times over, by Playground Games.

That is the other reason that The Crew Motorfest loses some of its tropical punch.

The Crew Motorfest accessibility options

Option to increase subtitles size and background shading.

The Crew Motorfest screenshot, showing the same red BMW Z4 from earlier, only now it’s flying through the air, having just transformed from a plane.

Includes colour blind options for people with deuteranopia, protanopia, and tritanopia.

All horizontal and vertical axes can be inverted.

There is an adaptive difficulty level, with the option to scale the opponent A.I.

The Crew Motorfest screenshot, showing a plane exploring along the coast and flying near a giant inflatable Chinese-style parade dragon.

to ones own liking.

High contrast HUD option is also available, along with racing line opacity.

There is plenty of room for wannabes, and plenty of fun to be had with The Crew Motorfest.

The Crew Motorfest screenshot, showing a closeup of a Ford Mustang monster-truck hybrid beast, splattered with mud.

(More than I can say for my own Wi-Fi-potholed stretch of London.)

It may fall to that fate anyway.

The Crew Motorfest screenshot, showing a Shelby Cobra with an enormous spoiler, cruising at night.

The Crew Motorfest screenshot, showing a plane flying through hoops at sunset, in one of the game’s challenges.

The Crew Motorfest screenshot, showing a yellow Porsche on a highway in the twilight.