But then I’m not really in its target demographic of kids under 16.

Sonic Speed Simulator review

On the other hand, I do like Sonic the Hedgehog.

To its credit, Sonic Speed Simulator is a bit more than that.

Sonic Speed Simulator review - a ground-level view of a bright green course ahead, with golden rings in the foreground.

It’s just that the progression is incredibly underwhelming, where getting further requires starting over.

And besides, it’s free - surely it can’t hurt to give it a spin?

Cover image for YouTube video

Sonic Speed Simulator review - Sonic running forwards towards some strange blue walls that look like they’re made of all-blue Tetrominos.

Sonic Speed Simulator review - Sonic grinding on a rail through a giant pink hoop.

Sonic Speed Simulator review - Sonic falling through the air above a giant, green, grassy open world.

Sonic Speed Simulator review - Sonic running while the “Level Up!” notification appears overhead.

Sonic Speed Simulator review - a pop-up reading: “Level 50 Required. Exchange your current level and speed for special rewards!” with the option to click “Rebirth”.

Sonic Speed Simulator review - Tails running towards the camera on a sandy desert level.

Sonic Speed Simulator review - Knuckles standing facing the camera in an icy level.

Sonic Speed Simulator review - Sonic doing a spinning jump between two grassy platforms in a somewhat shadowy canyon.

Sonic Speed Simulator review - Sonic collecting rings while running upside down on a rocky surface with green platforms in the background.

Sonic Speed Simulator review - Sonic standing facing the camera in front of a purple machine at the start of a race high in the clouds.