“Explore Jonesy’s whimsical chocolate factory!”
says the tagline for Jonesy’s Chocolate Factory Experience.
Yes, I’m still thinking about the infamous Willy Wonka Experience held in a sadly-decorated warehouse in Glasgow.
And now it’s in Fortnite.
With a complimentary jelly bean being handed out and children crying in the corner, it does not disappoint.
The map was empty when I landed at the front of Jonesy’s Chocolate Factory Experience.
Fortnite hero Jonesy stood at the entrance, welcoming me in with raised arms.
Once through the door, I came to a bridge over nothing, frankly.
I could already tell it did not lead to a wonderous, whimsical fantasy land.
The Unknown claims its victims, both adults and children.
It doesn’t discriminate.
I had a vaguely harrowing experience, which is exactly what I was hoping for from this recreation.
