Emma’s Adventureswas a monthly column created for Eurogamer Supporters that ran throughout 2023.
We’re now slowly opening these articles up.
And there’s one of her adventures ideally suited to the present day - to the Olympics specifically.
Can she bring the spirit of the Olympics to Red Dead Online?
Until recently, I knew very little about the world of dressage.
In the past couple of weeks, however, all that has changed.
You might have figured that out from the headline.
Some players were taking things a step further, and organising their owndressage competitions.
The notion that players were clubbing together to host competitions also intrigued me.
The first step was, importantly, acquiring a horse.
I wanted to ‘train one up’, and bond with them in the process.
Handily, it’s also a breed that’s available in Red Dead Online.
With the horse sorted, it was time to buy some clothes.
My dressage coat alone was $192.50.
On top of that, I needed a new set of tack to make Allegro look smart.
Disclaimer: many digital people and animals were hurt in the making of this dressage routine.
The upside of this grind was that I was able to spend plenty of time bonding with Allegro.
“It’s very unique…
Finally, Ruppert gave me some parting words of wisdom to help with my performance.
With the routine selected, I went back into Red Dead Online to do some location scouting.
Ideally, I needed a place that would resemble the rectangle of a dressage arena.
I settled on MacFarlane’s Ranch: a massive cattle farm with a large circular pen.
As would the random NPC who sometimes spawned in the yard, normally when I was practising my pirouettes.
We had a couple of close calls there.
Next I had to practise the routine, and boy was this a steep learning curve.
I spent a great deal of time on YouTube just learning the names of all the moves.
YouTube now thinks I’m a horse girl, and my home page is full of equestrian videos.
I then had to figure out how to perform all of these in-game.
I initially struggled with simple things such as changing gaits, or coming to a halt quickly.
It’s actually a very tough workout, I’ll have you know.
At last, I was finally ready to perform the routine - but alas, disaster struck.
There were also a couple of transitions that I felt could have gone a little smoother.
She then diligently watched the performance and marked it, giving me detailed feedback on every movement and transition.
“I had a lot of fun judging your dressage test and you did so well!”
(For reference, the highest Grand Prix score at the 2020 Olympics was 84.379 per cent.)
But overall, she was impressed by our effort, giving us a full 10/10 for general impression.
Each move was precise with little error.
Collection was well done as well, using the slower trots in the game’s animations to show that.
She did really well making it look effortless.
Every move I would rate between 8-10.”
Weirdly enough, the process meant I formed an extremely strong emotional attachment to my digital horse.
I normally feel quite fond of my Red Dead horses, but this is something special.
A partnership forged in the dustbowl of MacFarlane’s yard.
Perhaps strangest of all, I’ve now developed a thirst for dressage.
And as for the mystery of why Red Dead Online has dressage mechanics in the first place?
I still have no idea.
Some equestrians are best left unanswered.