Hidden in plain spike.

Are you reading this, Muszkatuł Gałkowy?

Up yours, you spike-obsessed, wall-faking, bomb-dropping disgrace.

A screenshot of Meet Your Maker, a shooter with base-building elements, showing the player looking down a trapped corridor.

I’ll get you.

I’ll get you.

Oh, sorry everybody!

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This article began life as an expletive-filled Xbox Live message.

It’s sort of Mad Max by way of Warhammer 40,000.

Meet Your Maker’s base-building is as intuitive as the average base is nightmarish.

A screenshot of Meet Your Maker, a shooter with base-building elements, showing the end-of-match screen

Indiana Jones would have a really bad day here.

I’m currently on my 15th attempt.

Getting poisoned or lacerated while investigating the average 2023 dungeon is more of a nuisance than a reversal.

A screenshot of Meet Your Maker, a shooter with base-building elements, showing the player looking up at a cavernous interior.

There are traps that guard traps that guard traps.

Perhaps I’ll call my first map Fockrord.