A fresh plate of steaming hot crab on the floor?

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We had the first Emma’s Adventures column a few weeks' back.

A crab with its pincers in the air like it just don’t care. It could be at a crab music festival, but actually it appears to be alone on a lovely beach.

Case in point, hermaking a fashion boutique in the contested wastelands of Fallout 76.

And this time, it’sElden Ringshe’s immersed herself in, with an equally inadvisable idea.

Here’s a snippet from the beginning - it’s one of the best introductions I’ve ever read.

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His ragged cloak lifts in the wind, catching slightly on his armour.

Another challenger is approaching.

“The warrior unsheathes his sword, dull edges twisted and curled from the brutal force of previous collisions.

Dark red lines have dried into the hilt.

He mutters an incantation under his breath, bracing his body for the bone-shuddering impact of battle.

The two figures circle each other, pausing just outside of striking range.

For a moment, even the cruel wind stills, lessening her fury to watch the duel below.

Then the veteran lets out a cry, raising his terrible blade to land the first blow.

But to his horror, his opponent has already moved.

An unfamiliar stab of fear runs through the warrior.

He looks to the ground.

“A fresh plate of steaming hot crab is on the floor.”

I wonder what she’s up to…

I won’t say any more for fear of spoiling it.

Clearly they are subjects that can support dozens of examples, not just five.

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