Harold Halibut review

What if a game was intentionallyquite boring?

This feels like the premise withHarold Halibut, and at first it’s kind of brilliant.

It’s a wonderful setup, enabling debut developer Slow Bros to do some of its best work.

Harold from Harold Halibut is standing looking forlornly into middle distance. He is wearing a beige shirt and trouser braces. The background is soft focus but it looks like there is graffiti behind him.

Animations, decorations and nice little buttons, even in deeply rudimentary puzzles, are completely enchanting.

Take the early discovery that the Fedora is facing an energy crisis.

Fetch-quest after fetch-quest, gradually you will be worn down.

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And then, on returning to the message-giver, I was told bythemthat it didn’t even matter anyway.

Even this wasn’t on one occasion, but in fact several.

But even taken as an intentional rig it just doesn’t land.

harold halibut screenshot showing harold being flushed down the tube transport system

Skim-reading the dialogue as it flew by, it’s rare that anything significant was missed.

Even the game’s big, climactic visual moments go on for too long.

It makes for a huge shame, and also something of a waste.

harold halibut screenshot showing harold lying in bed looking at the ceiling

And the idea, at least in theory, is somewhat genius.

A genuine anti-hero, Harold Halibut is effectively a passenger on a story acted out by the actual experts.

Harold Halibut accessibility options

Subtitle toggle and size options.

harold halibut screenshot showing harold chatting with a kid

Separate audio volume for dialogue, music and effects.

Advises you play with controller on PC.

I’m deadly serious when I say that’s kind of brilliant.

harold halibut screenshot showing a diaorama of the captain’s room bathed in orange light

A copy of Harold Halibut was provided for review by Slow Bros.

harold halibut screenshot showing harold outside Buddy’s post office

harold halibut screenshot showing harold chatting with Buddy the postman

harold halibut screenshot showing a puzzle where you match plugs with sockets

harold halibut screenshot showing an in-game minigame where you fly a plane and collect gold rings

harold halibut screenshot showing an extremely simple puzzle on a retro pc screen

harold halibut screenshot showing a comically ugly old-school animated infomercial

harold halibut screenshot showing harold chatting with one of several identical All Water employees

harold halibut screenshot showing central station and several tube stops

harold halibut screenshot showing harold in coversation with a scientist

harold halibut screenshot showing the arcade district from the outside

harold halibut screenshot showing harold chatting with a friend at a bar

harold halibut screenshot showing Dr. Maraeux looking at a computer printout

harold halibut screenshot showing the in-game to-do list

harold halibut screenshot showing part of the arcade district