Cobalt Core review

Earth has a space junk problem.

With each new rocket launch, or decommissioned satellite, we add more detritus to high orbit.

Today we’re blessed with so many launches that it’s hard to spot the gems among the debris.

Cobalt Core official artwork showing several wide-eyed animal characters in a space ship fighting another in a colourful version of space.

In the half-decade since, it’s barely been touched.Monster TrainandInscryptionhave come close.

Don’t take cards you don’t need!)

while preparing for a show stopping boss battle at the summit.

Cover image for YouTube video

Cobalt Core’s literal twist on the genre is that card battles take place on a 2D grid.

But, once you’ve found your feet, full loops usually clock in under an hour.

Do not add unnecessary cards!).

Cobalt Core screenshot showing a map screen, with branching paths.

Of course, the true joy of the roguelike is breaking things.

And this secret sauce is distributed liberally.

Of course, assembling these recipes requires luck, spontaneity and willingness to switch strategy on a dice-roll.

Cobalt Core screenshot showing a dogfight between two ships. The enemy ship is piloted by Stardog.

But trickier loops are still a good time, and make those glorious ‘this-feels-like-cheating’ pop-offs that much sweeter.

Does it fly us to Alpha Centauri?

Really though, these are quibbles.

Cobalt Core screenshot showing a space mole in a wizard hat, pondering whether ‘FTL’ stands for ‘Free Taco Lunch’.

If you haven’t already guessed from my breathily singing its praises, this one stuck the landing.

Cobalt Core is a triumph of roguelike engineering.

It doesn’t, in truth, knock Slay the Spire from the heavens.

Cobalt Core screenshot showing a drone being launched to intercept an enemy cannon. Chief engineer Isaac has named this drone ‘Lemmy’.

Houston, we have a good one.

Get ready for liftoff.

This game is heading for the stars.

Cobalt Core screenshot showing the player’s ship dramatically exploding.

Eurogamer sourced its own copy of Cobalt Core for this review.

Cobalt Core screenshot showing a hand full of powered-up charge beam cards, about to blow up the enemy vessel.

Cobalt Core screenshot showing the bicolour Gemini spaceship and crew discussing whether they prefer the blue side or the red side.

Cobalt Core screenshot showing pictures of all the game’s characters, alongside a list of unlockable cutscenes, three for each.

Cobalt Core screenshot showing a dogfight, where the player’s ship is just beyond range of enemy cannons.

Cobalt Core screenshot showing a rat in knight’s armour, proposing an honourable duel.

Cobalt Core screenshot showing Max the llama, remembering the time when he programmed the CAT AI to be good at pattern-recognition.

Cobalt Core screenshot showing a giant crab-shaped spaceship, about to fire missiles.