We’re enjoying something of a golden age when it comes to quality video game adaptations.

The conceit of A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead should feel familiar if you’ve watched either movie.

The opening couple of hours are great, too.

A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead official screenshot showing a monster staring you down in a dark room

Scratch only a little deeper, though, and it all falls oddly flat.

Do they want toeatus?

It doesn’t seem like it.

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Do they hate us because the noises we make hurt their sensitive ears?

And why the hell are people running around withguns, for Christ’s sake!

Do they have a death wish?!

A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead official screenshot showing you shining a torch on a character at night

  • and Alex’s wonky aim means they often do more harm than good.

But the most egregious part of these tedious cat-and-mouse chases is the sound design.

Almost every single great idea here fails in execution.

A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead official screenshot showing a tunnel bathed in red light

A copy of A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead was provided for review by Sabre Interactive.

A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead official screenshot showing you interacting with a very dark environment

A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead official screenshot showinga sandbag in the foreground amongst cars and houses

A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead official screenshot showing a dark room with red lighting

A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead official screenshot showing you shining a torch at a hole in a brick wall

A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead official screenshot showing you shining a torch in a dark room

A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead official screenshot showing a dark indoor area with a lurking monster